Sweet, Cute and Little

If I had lied to girls that I had a sweet, cute and little prick,
now I wouldn't have to regret that I'm a virgin.

All I Ever Wanted

All I ever wanted to do was to bang my best friend's girlfriend.
But can't have one.

Save Water, Save Your Ass

My roommates are big morons. They waste whatever they could. Water, time, electricity... you name it. I'm not the same except in the case of time. So I'd like to dedicate this to all the ********s who are like them.

From India,
With Love